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electrasboobs:

[jumps to conclusions] [jumps too far] [falls off of building]

electrasboobs:

*cashier voice* this swag expired two years ago sir i’m sorry but you can’t return it

electrasboobs:

hey this text post is broken can you like and reblog it to see if it’s working

whoharassthenepeta:

psa to parents: if your kid is crying the number one thing that won’t make them stop is screaming in their faces for them to stop its guaranteed to make them cry more

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lanadelrevupthosefryers:

*bumps into cute person* *violently self-destructs*

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unregardless:

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*high fives mom*

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